see that you little twirps? you're not supposed to be cycling on footways. it's out of pure good-heartedness that we don't force you all on the roads, so stop behaving like grand master of the footways and pedestrian areas. when it's crowded, dismount and push that bloody bicycle. when you want to move left or right, signal and don't just "tsk" us simply because YOU didn't first express what you bloody want to do. when we're blocking you or not walking fast enough, stop ringing that damn bell. it's bound to be slow on footways. you wanna go fast, get on the roads, wheels. posted by Yee 10:27 AM . . .
